Sausagey Santa by Carlton Mellick Iii

Author:Carlton Mellick Iii [Mellick, Carlton III]
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Tags: Juvenile Fiction, Christmas & Advent, Holidays & Celebrations, Horror, Christmas Stories, General, Fiction, Fantasy, Sausages, Epic, christmas, Santa Claus
ISBN: 9781933929569
Google: v9xlAAAAMAAJ
Amazon: 1933929561
Publisher: Eraserhead Press
Published: 2006-12-19T08:00:00+00:00

Damn it. What the hell just happened?

One second I was on my way to get ready for battle so that I can save my children from the forces of darkness and the next second I’m sitting in an elven dormitory waiting for a couple of elves to come out of the bathrooms so they can show me what they look like when dressed up as their Dungeons and Dragons characters.

What a complete waste of time. I don’t even like Dungeons and Dragons. Sure, I used to play it in college. Who didn’t? But it’s just not my thing anymore. Adventuring is cool. I understand that. But these days I like real life adventure. You know, like what Spelunker sings about. Who cares about dragons and paladins when that stuff doesn’t even exist? Fighting anacondas in the jungle while militia snipers are coming after you and there’s ancient Aztec treasure in your satchel and a hot Latin babe that needs saving . . . now that’s something I can role play.

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